I tried to buy a bucket for my metamorphic rocks.

But it wasn't for shale.

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I just got out of my Geology class.

We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.

I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.

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