What do you call someone who refuses to drink anything other than alkaline water?
A basic bitch.
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All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.
She’s such a basic bitch.
What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family.
These batteries were dealing with an alkaline problem, I had to take them to
Old lady walks into a pharmacy while shaking vigorously and breathing heavily.
Old lady: Excuse me?
Pharmacist: yes? How can i help you?
Old lady: Do you have a XXL Super Large vibrator with alkaline batteries?
Pharmacist: yes, we do.
Old lady: For gods sake, tell me how to turn it of!
Me and my friend robbed a chemical plant last night.
We stole all their Alkaline. Now all their base are belong to us.
On a night out, a man finds himself in a bar where a local band is performing.
During the performance he comes across a woman who introduces herself as Teri Campbell. After a bit of flirting, they find themselves up against an amplifier, getting a bit spicy. Now he’d never told anyone before, but he had a fetish for vinegar. Anything with vinegar, it could be pickles, brown sa...