What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family.

Hasidic

These batteries were dealing with an alkaline problem, I had to take them to

AA meetings.

Me and my friend robbed a chemical plant last night.

We stole all their Alkaline.
Now all their base are belong to us.

On a night out, a man finds himself in a bar where a local band is performing.

During the performance he comes across a woman who introduces herself as Teri Campbell. After a bit of flirting, they find themselves up against an amplifier, getting a bit spicy. Now he’d never told anyone before, but he had a fetish for vinegar. Anything with vinegar, it could be pickles, brown sa...

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