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Poly Jokes

If you’re not the hottest or ugliest wife in a poly relationship, are you

The mid-wife?

If Poly means many then...

Politics means Many Bloodsucking Insects

My parents divorced over monopoly

My father was mono and my mother was poly.

What do you call an old lady in an open relationship?

A poly Esther.

Why does a queen bee have so many mates?

Their survival relies on their poly-nation.

What do you call someone who plays in multiple bands?

PolyJAMorous!

What is the definition of politics?

Poly meaning many.

And ticks meaning blood sucking parasites.

What did the fabric manufacturer name his two daughters?

Poly and Esther

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New company mergers

(I marked it NSFW because of the last one - not sure if it's considered NSFW, so just to be safe...)

For all of you with any money, be aware of these expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations:

1. Hale Business S...

Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English

It's made up of two other parts.

1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.

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What do you call a multilingual prostitute?

A poly*thot*

TIL: Where does the word "politics" come from.

From poly, Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites.

Really, Jen?

My sister, Jennifer, started a vlog where she could be 100% herself. She called it “Really Jen”. She recently went hiking and was doing a video about group of ticks she came across in the woods which she swore were in a polyamorous relationship together, if you can believe it.

Anyway, she ask...

What do you call a group of non-monogamous bloodsucking government workers?

Poly-ticks.

My redneck cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners.

Cracker wants a poly.

TIL where the word 'politics' comes from

'Poly' is from the Greek meaning *many*, and 'tick' is from *a bunch of blood sucking parasites*

What is the nationality of someone with many knees?

Poly-knee-sian

The Carpenter

There once was a man named Poly Van Echt. he worked as a carpenter in the Middle Ages. He spent years honing his craft, working under many master builders until he one day rose to prominence and became the official carpenter to the kingdom. The king came to him during a particularly rainy season, a...

I had a Pacific Islander friend who was into white chicks.

When I asked him why, he simply replied:
“Poly want a cracker!”

A circle accidentally shot a square...

his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."

credit - Taylor Mason

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Superman's extended family

Many of you know Kal-El (superman) and his father Zor-El, even his cousin supergirl.

Did you know he has several other loosely related relatives that also traveled to earth as infants and were raised here? Here are a few.

1) he has a cousin that was raised in Mexico, hardworking guy. H...

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate

Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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