If Poly means many then...

Politics means Many Bloodsucking Insects

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What do you call a multilingual prostitute?

A poly*thot*

14 year old brother said this

Lmao maybe not funny to some, but I thought it was clever. He said "gonna make a one man human centipede... call that a roly poly!"

Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English

It's made up of two other parts.

1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.

Wanna know where the word "politics" come from?

Poly which is Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites

My friend told me she's majoring in being disappointed and almost getting what she wants

She's the only poly-sigh major I've met so far

Really, Jen?

My sister, Jennifer, started a vlog where she could be 100% herself. She called it “Really Jen”. She recently went hiking and was doing a video about group of ticks she came across in the woods which she swore were in a polyamorous relationship together, if you can believe it.

Anyway, she ask...

Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open?

Polygon.

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Superman's extended family

Many of you know Kal-El (superman) and his father Zor-El, even his cousin supergirl.

Did you know he has several other loosely related relatives that also traveled to earth as infants and were raised here? Here are a few.

1) he has a cousin that was raised in Mexico, hardworking guy. H...

My redneck cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners.

Cracker wants a poly.

TIL where the word 'politics' comes from

'Poly' is from the Greek meaning *many*, and 'tick' is from *a bunch of blood sucking parasites*

What do you call a group of non-monogamous bloodsucking government workers?

Poly-ticks.

What do you call a domineering pill bug?

A controly-poly!

How can you chart all the lies your parrot tells?

A poly graph.

What is the nationality of someone with many knees?

Poly-knee-sian

I had a Pacific Islander friend who was into white chicks.

When I asked him why, he simply replied:
“Poly want a cracker!”

The Carpenter

There once was a man named Poly Van Echt. he worked as a carpenter in the Middle Ages. He spent years honing his craft, working under many master builders until he one day rose to prominence and became the official carpenter to the kingdom. The king came to him during a particularly rainy season, a...

What did the fabric manufacturer name his two daughters?

Poly and Esther

A circle accidentally shot a square...

his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

A blond is asked the definition of Politics.

She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."

credit - Taylor Mason

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate

Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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