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My girlfriend likes to tie me to the bed and cover me in chocolate and caramel

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A woman shows up at the doctor with bruises all over her face...

The doctor asks 'What happened to you?'

Weeping, she says 'Well when my husband shows up at home after a night of drinking, he starts beating me!'

'There's a solution for that ma'am' says the doctor, 'Buy some milk caramels and when your husband comes home drunk, place 5 of these caram...

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