A marauding group if small angry marine mammals trashed my house last night.

They left it an otter shambles i tell ya.

I'm so sad since my pet marine mammal died.

It's like my life has no porpoise anymore.

I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.

We're famous for our airtight seal.

I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.

It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

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The man who loved marine mammals

There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...

I used to work for a mad scientist

He was a real visionary, or so I thought at the time. Eccentric, yet fiercely intelligent. His work was on genetically enhancing marine mammals, especially dolphins. We were making them stronger, faster and above all *smarter*-and after all its well known that dolphins are already very intelligent. ...

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