A marauding group if small angry marine mammals trashed my house last night.
They left it an otter shambles i tell ya.
I'm so sad since my pet marine mammal died.
It's like my life has no porpoise anymore.
I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.
We're famous for our airtight seal.
I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
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The man who loved marine mammals
There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...
I used to work for a mad scientist
He was a real visionary, or so I thought at the time. Eccentric, yet fiercely intelligent. His work was on genetically enhancing marine mammals, especially dolphins. We were making them stronger, faster and above all *smarter*-and after all its well known that dolphins are already very intelligent. ...