Marine Biology Jokes

My grade is below C level.

Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ... read more

I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths.

Really dude? What course?

Algae brah.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"

The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.