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Low Carb Jokes

My wife and I are following a Ketogenic, low carb diet plan, but this morning I cheated and had a donut for breakfast.

Oddly enough, when I came clean during dinner this evening, she seemed only upset about the pastry and not at all that I had slept with another woman.

Baltimore Ravens go low carb

Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)

What do you call a bunch of Muslims on a low carb diet?

A Mosque-Keto

How much bread can you eat on a low carb diet in India?

Naan.

Went to Costco to pick up some groceries. I am on the low carb diet but wanted something salty to snack on. Checked aisle by aisle for almonds or pistachios or cashews but they were all out.

Guess it is no nut November.

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