Boehner Jokes - 5 Hilarious Boehner Jokes

John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him.

He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames.

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What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

.... A raging Boehner.

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Something different. A joke game using the names of members of Congress

[Use this list](http://www.house.gov/representatives/).

Boehner, Johnson, Cleaver, Young, Cotton, Cook, Bishop, Barber...

Seriously, there's a lot of comedy gold in these names if you put a little effort into it.

Example: The Johnson/Boehner/Cummings anti-pornography act.

A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"

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A partisan joke for election day

Jacob, Jonah, and John aren't getting along very well in Heaven, and one day God gets tired of it and kicks them out. "I'm sick of you guys bickering. You don't appreciate the gifts I gave you. I want you guys to do something amazing. Work together and do something for the record books! As soon...

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