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Liberals Jokes

Why don’t liberals like dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

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What do you call a basement full of liberals?

A whine cellar.

Dear liberals, stop crying about being called a snowflake.

In 20 years, nobody will remember what snowflakes are anyway.

I was told today the Liberals suck

It was at that point I realized why conservative men are so uptight all the time

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It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays

Like he's a Muslim or something.

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals...

are just as stupid as the other two

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Liberals think that Trump doesn't like the planet

well then why's he trying to fuck it?

Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news'

I read it on Facebook.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

I was in Idaho last week, and found out what their state bird is.

A middle finger to liberals.

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