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Liberals Jokes

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What do you call a basement full of liberals?

A whine cellar.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals...

are just as stupid as the other two

Dear liberals, stop crying about being called a snowflake.

In 20 years, nobody will remember what snowflakes are anyway.

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news'

I read it on Facebook.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

I was told today the Liberals

It was at that point I realized why conservative men are so uptight all the time

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Liberals think that Trump doesn't like the planet

well then why's he trying to it?

I was in Idaho last week, and found out what their state bird is.

A middle finger to liberals.
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