Why do liberals hate dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

Dear liberals, stop crying about being called a snowflake.

In 20 years, nobody will remember what snowflakes are anyway.

I was told today the Liberals suck

It was at that point I realized why conservative men are so uptight all the time

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows they just say. "Why can't the room be black you fascist"

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What do you call a basement full of liberals?

A whine cellar.

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It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays

Like he's a Muslim or something.

How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Liberals: Changing the bulb is too extreme. Let's fix the current one in the dark.

My son is doing a social experiment for school.

He plans on wearing an "I love Liberals" shirt out in public and will be recording the interactions with others. So far he has been cussed at, spit at, slapped, and even threatened. Im afraid what will happen when he actually leaves the house.

Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals...

are just as stupid as the other two

I was in Idaho last week, and found out what their state bird is.

A middle finger to liberals.

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Liberals think that Trump doesn't like the planet

well then why's he trying to fuck it?

Liberals are more generous than conservatives

Not only are they generous with their own money, they are also generous with other people's money!

(This is just a joke sorry)

Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news'

I read it on Facebook.

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