Hypocrites Jokes

I saw a bumper sticker that said "I stand up for **GOD!**" but that dude was totally sitting in his car.

My friend got called a hero for donating a kidney, but when I turn up to donate 10 they call me a monster!

I doctor patients for weeks and no one bats an eye, but doctoring one little PhD is apparently crossing a line.

They compose when they are alive and decompose when they are dead!

It's people who can't count

and hypocrites

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"<... read more

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.

The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church ... read more

...and (2) Hypocrites

I hate hypocrites though.

1. Hypocrites
2. Inconsistency

(c) Lists

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

It's gingers, dyslexia, racists, and hypocrites.

..I hate people who make definitive decisions about other people, based only on a single personality trait. Furthermore, I can not stand hypocrites.

Three Irishmen were sitting in a pub across the road from the local brothel. As they watched through the window, they saw the Methodist minister creep up to the door of the brothel and slip inside.

"Ah, now - didn't I tell you? They're all a bunch of hypocrites, that lot. Such a shame, a man ... read more