Nancy Pelosi said if she was married to Donald Trump she’d poison his coffee,
Donald Trump said if he was married to her he’d drink it!
The guy who took Pelosi's podium faces trial next week
But he won't be taking the stand
Come on Nancy Pelosi..
you can't just rip one on live television like that
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Sex after Surgery:
A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford University Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex."
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was corre...
Priest Gets his wish
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.
“I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die,” whispered the priest. “I’ll ...
Adam Johnson, the man seen carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s lecture during the siege has been arrested.
His lawyer said that at the trial he won’t be taking the stand.
Why doesn't Nancy Pelosi make a good bridge partner?
She always bids no trump.
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
...bartender says, "y'know, we have a drink names after you!"
Grasshopper says, "you have a drink named Nancy Pelosi?"
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
Find yourself a woman who holds you as tight as Nancy Pelosi holds her impeachment articles
Mario was sick of jumping around all day
He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...
Trump asks Putin for advice
Complaining about his failures, Trump asks Putin how he's so successful. Putin responds that he surrounds himself with clever people and calls in Sergei Lavrov to ask him:
"Sergei, your parents have a child who is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?"
Lavrov thinks for a ...
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