Why aren't progressives worried about things getting worse?

Because they are getting progressively worse.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer.


The second orders half a beer.


"I don't serve half-beers," the bartender replies.


"Excuse me?" asks mathematician #2.


The bartender remarks, "What kind of bar serves half-beers? That's ridiculous."


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Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

What kind of tea is hard for democrats and progressives to swallow today?

Reality.

You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country.

Always asking for change.

Progressives are enraged, conservatives are cautiously optimistic, but no group is more excited than the Imagineers of Disney.

For the first time in the history of the Hall of Presidents, they have a shot at making an audioanimatronic more realistic than the original.

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What do you call a basement full of progressives?

A whine cellar.

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