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The Clintons snuck out of Secret Service and spent a weekend driving around like in the good ol' days

They stop at a gas station and the owner, it turns out, is Hillary's high school boyfriend. After exchanging pleasantries they drive away and Bill says "See, if you'd married him, you'd be married to a gas station owner".

Hillary responds "No, Bill, if I'd married him, he'd become the Preside...
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A man dies and goes to heaven

In heaven, he sees a wall of very large clocks.

He asks the Angel "What are all these clocks for?"

Angel answers "These are lie clocks, every person has one lie clock. Whenever you lie on earth, the clock ticks once."



The man points towards a clock and asks, "Who's clock...
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Why don't the Clintons like Jehovah's Witnesses?

The Clintons don't like ANY witn
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The Clintons at President Reagan’s funeral

I don’t know if any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you might’ve noticed Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.

Reagan, who never missed the opportunity for a good one-liner, raised his head out of the casket and said “I see the Clintons are finally slee...
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yo whats bill clintons favorite musical instrument????

THE HARM MONICA, FOLKS
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You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons..

really need to stop beating around the Bush.
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Republicans should pay the Clintons to stand at the border...

because they can't seem to get over them.
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What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday?

According to Lewinsky...
Happy Employee Appreciation Day!
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What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear?

flip-flops
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THE CLINTONS AND THE $50 HOOKER

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees him and calls out, “Fifty dollars!”
He's tempted, but the price is a little high so he calls back, “Five!”
She's disgusted and turns away while Bill continues his...

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