The girl I'm dating loves pumpkin spice lattes and uggs, but she's honestly pretty odd

She literally can't even

So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...

Yeah she is pretty basic.

I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes...

Naturally, I coded in BASIC

I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic...

but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7

Men with neck tattoos used to make me nervous.

Now they make me lattes.

An American woman walks into an Italian Starbucks.

She asks for a venti latte and takes her seat. She sits there for 30 minutes, exasperated that she doesn’t have her latte yet.

After a while, the cashier finally calls her name, and the woman goes up.

The cashier hands her 20 lattes.

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Greek vs Italian Culture

One day , two men, a Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks ...

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