Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call decaf coffee?

Depresso

What’s black and doesn’t work?

Decaf coffee

How do you tell the difference between decaf and regular?

Decaf is faced backwards

There is a time and place for decaf coffee

Never and in the trash.

A man walks into a cafe and asks for a small decaf coffee with sugar and no cream

The waitress leaves to fetch the coffee but returns a moment later.

“Sorry sir, we’re all out of cream. Would you prefer no milk?”

What's black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist.

My wife made decaf without telling me.

That's grounds for divorce.

A topologist walks into a donut shop.

“What flavor would you like?” asks the person behind the counter.
The topologist replies, “Decaf.”

Best things to say if you're caught sleeping on your desk...

“They told me at the blood bank this
might happen.”


“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as
described in that time management course you sent me.”


“Whew! Guess I left the top off
the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”


“I wasn’t sleepin...

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Sharing...

An elderly couple stands at the counter at the local burger joint. The man orders a deluxe burger, large fries, and a cup of decaf. The counter clerk turns to the woman and asks her what she would like.

“Oh, nothing for me, deary. My husband and I share everything.'”

The clerk hits a...

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My 6 year-old walks around telling this joke to everyone. Adults find it hilarious when it comes from a 6 year-old, because it's just not something you expect to hear.

A blonde was recently hired at our office.

A blonde was recently hired at our office.
Her first task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this...

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A Lecture on Life

A professor is giving a lecture on personal lives, and to start he pulls out a jar.

“This jar,” he says, “represents your life.”

He then drops in some fairly large-sized rocks into the jar.

“These rocks represent the basics of your life. You know, food, shelter, sex, stuff like ...

Want to hear a joke about coffee?

Decaf.

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

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