Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today...

Will get a free Venti later

Starbucks Special Promo

Apparently there is a new Promo going on in Starbucks. If you go without a mask, you'll get a free venti later.

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First Time Teacher

Day 1 of home schooling


0800  opened school website to get assignments.


0900  found where assignments were hidden on the website.


0915  called school to have the website explained.


0930  called school again.


0945  Had wife call school ...

Excuse me, there’s a large rat in the bathroom!

Barista: You mean a Venti rat.

What do you call a large Ariana Grande?

Ariana Venti.

What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?

Ariana Venti

\*Thanks to my dad for this one

An American woman walks into an Italian Starbucks.

She asks for a venti latte and takes her seat. She sits there for 30 minutes, exasperated that she doesn’t have her latte yet.

After a while, the cashier finally calls her name, and the woman goes up.

The cashier hands her 20 lattes.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He took a sip of his venti caramel latte before it was cool

Excuse me, there's a large rat in your restroom.

Me: Excuse me, there's a large rat in your restroom.

Starbucks Employee: I'm sorry, what was that?

Me, leaning in: I said there's a large rat in your restroom.

Starbucks Employee: I'm sorry dear, I didn't quite get that.

People In the Store: *Look at me like I'm an idiot*...

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One guy working at Starbucks is checking out the new employee.

"Man, her ass is huge!"

The boss interjects "Mark, watch your language. You're at work!"

"Sorry, boss, you're right. Man, her butt is Venti"

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