Venti Jokes - 9 Hilarious Venti Jokes

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It’s a bit confusing for Starbucks to call small, medium and large tall, grande and venti.

But I like the fact I now have a tall cock.

Why was Starbucks the best hiding spot for Biggie Smalls?

The moment he walked in, he became Venti Talls.

What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?

Ariana Venti

\*Thanks to my dad for this one

Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today...

Will get a free Venti later

Starbucks Special Promo

Apparently there is a new Promo going on in Starbucks. If you go without a mask, you'll get a free venti later.

An American woman walks into an Italian Starbucks.

She asks for a venti latte and takes her seat. She sits there for 30 minutes, exasperated that she doesn’t have her latte yet.

After a while, the cashier finally calls her name, and the woman goes up.

The cashier hands her 20 lattes.

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One guy working at Starbucks is checking out the new employee.

"Man, her ass is huge!"

The boss interjects "Mark, watch your language. You're at work!"

"Sorry, boss, you're right. Man, her butt is Venti"

Excuse me, there's a large rat in your restroom.

Me: Excuse me, there's a large rat in your restroom.

Starbucks Employee: I'm sorry, what was that?

Me, leaning in: I said there's a large rat in your restroom.

Starbucks Employee: I'm sorry dear, I didn't quite get that.

People In the Store: *Look at me like I'm an idiot*...

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First Time Teacher

Day 1 of home schooling

0800 opened school website to get assignments.

0900 found where assignments were hidden on the website.

0915 called school to have the website explained.

0930 called school again.

0945 Had wife call school ...

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