The other day I was stopped by a few guys from the Church of Latter Day Saints. They asked me "have you found our Lord the savior? I replied "Sorry, can't say that I have. Where was the last place you saw him?"
What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?
or, all of them.
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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.
Jainism: You must not disturb shit
Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.
Taoism: Shit happens
Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.
Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.
Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.