Amazing looking meals is called Food porn. Beautiful outdoor landscapes is called Nature porn...
But when I want to look up pictures of adorable kids the FBI shows up on my doorstep.
Switzerland has good food and beautiful landscapes
On top of that their flag is a big plus
A golfer is involved in a terrible car crash and is rushed to the hospital
Just before he is put under, the surgeon pops in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing days are over !!! Please Doc, what's the good news?"
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A man walks into a bar and pulls a minuscule person out of his pocket
They sit at one of the tables, waiting for a friend of theirs. Meanwhile, they order drinks: a whisky for the man, and a thimble of whisky for Peter, his minuscule friend. The person they were waiting for arrives, and they start talking about the pair's last travel: -The landscapes in Keny...