A bear and a vole are doing a plop in a wooded marsh.

Bear turns to the vole and says, “Hey, your hair gettin sticky from leavin that plop just now?”

Vole says, “No, bear, slides out like a snake in labor”

Bear says “yep then” picks up vole, and cleans his mud pit with him

Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

when they come across a giant hole they can't seem to find the bottom of. They wanna know how deep it is, so they see a rusted anvil close by, drag it over, and throw it down the hole. Seconds pass, and they never hear it hit the bottom.

A few seconds later, a goat comes sprinting by, and jum...

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine.

He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!


Joe immediate...

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