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Labs Jokes

We had an explosion in one of our chemistry labs last week.

Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.

We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.

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Why don't doctors like medical labs?

They are always testing their patients.

Why are chemistry labs a good workout?

Because they make you Buffer.

Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine.

Just wait til they get the German shepherds involved!

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Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately

Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...

Karen: Don't give me this labs nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my ...

New Years Parties at my place are like being in a chemistry lab

Some people drop the base, some drop acid while others do ether one.

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