We had an explosion in one of our chemistry labs last week.
Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.
We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.
Good news! There are well over 100 labs in America working on developing a vaccine.
Just wait til they get the German shepherds involved!
What do you get when you cross a bat and a man?
A ban. Specifically, a lifetime ban from the genetics labs, as well as a visit from the ethics committee.
New Years Parties at my place are like being in a chemistry lab
Some people drop the base, some drop acid while others do ether one.
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Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Karen: Don't give me this labs nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my ...
Why are chemistry labs a good workout?
Because they make you Buffer.