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Kobe Beef Jokes

I went to a restaurant and the waiter threw my steak into my mouth

Guess I shouldn't have ordered the Kobe beef

Why did the cannibal chef rush to the Bryant helicopter crash scene?

To get some fresh grass-fed Kobe beef.

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What do Shaquille O'Neal and a Japanese restaurant have in common?

Kobe beef

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