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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?

Or are you just happy sashimi?

Bad hearing

I went to a potluck the other night and brought some salami to share.

My friends looked at me confused and said "We told you to bring sashimi, not salami".

I apologized and explained that my herring was bad.

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