How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little "boogie" in it.

I tripped over a box of Kleenex this morning and thought I had broken my ankle.

Thankfully, it was just soft tissue damage.

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I ran out of kleenex

So I have been masturbating into dollar bills.

I guess you could say my financial situation is a little sticky.

At least I know I can't get an STD from my ex!

It was a KleenEX

I asked my secret crush if she wanted to invest in my new invention idea, chloroform kleenex.

She decided to sleep on it...at my place.

A huge difference

There is a huge difference between when a man or a woman say "I went through a whole box of Kleenex watching that movie"

I carry tissues around with me so I never get an STD

I always have kleenexes

What do you get when you break up with your girlfriend in the shower?

A Kleenex

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The woman in the store

A woman walks into a store. Billy the clerk and the manager are talking away, and the woman asks the clerk where some stuff is.

Woman: "Excuse me sir, do you know where the Kleenex, toilet paper, ear cleaners, napkins, and tampons are?

The manager replies with, "Dear Lord Billy, help h...

What's the difference between a male and a female?

The reason they use a box of Kleenex during a movie.

(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's?

I have kleenexes.

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