I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."
"Erm...what?" she asked.
I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."
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When I was younger, I used to go to the store with a dollar, and come out with a pop, a bag of chips and a pack of gums...
Now, they have cameras.
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My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."
I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.
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