A man went into surgery to remove his tonsils.

Due to a hospital error he got circumcised.


Media was alerted by an anonymous tip.

I got some really cool clothing for my tonsils

Now I have post-nasal drip

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they gi...

Two sperm are swimming along, searching for an egg to fertilize

The first sperm says, “are we almost there? I don’t know how much longer I can do this!”

The second sperm responds, “keep going buddy, you can do it. We just passed the tonsils!”

I was arrested for allowing Gordon Sumner to remove my tonsils.

Turns out The Police were running a Sting operation.

Two sperm are swimming along. One looks at the other and asks, "Are we there yet?"

The other replies, "We still got a ways to go. We barely just passed the tonsils"

An 8 year old (Billy) and a 9 year old (Tommy) are sitting in a waiting room with their moms at a hospital

Billy asks Tommy why he’s there.

Tommy says, “To get my tonsils removed.”

Billy says, “Oh don’t worry, it’s not so bad. You get to stay home from school and eat all the ice cream you want.”

Tommy then asks Billy, “Why are you here?”

Billy says, “For a circumcision.”...

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Sex after surgery

A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked ... “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl. "Wha...

Keep Swimming!

Lead sperm: "Come on guys, keep swimming! I see the egg, we're almost there!"

Sperm in the back: "Those are the tonsils you idiot."

Pain.

Two young boys are waiting for their
surgery…



“What operation are you having done?”

“Getting my tonsils out, what about you?”

“Circumcision”

“Oh that’s bad, I had that done when I was born
and I couldn’t walk for a year”

Anatomically correct

So, these two sperm are swimming along, side by side, when one of the sperm turns to the other and says:

“damn, how much farther is it to the Fallopian tubes, I am getting tired!”

The second sperm replies:

“Oh, we have a long ways to go yet, those were her tonsils that we just ...

A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor...

Doctor: "Your tonsils gotta come out."

Patient: "I want a second opinion!"

Doctor: "Okay, I don't like your haircut."

Sperm journey

One sperm asks another, “How far is it to the ovaries?” The other one answers, “Relax. We only just passed the tonsils.”

Two sperm were traveling side by side when one of them yells "Oh yeah! We're off to make a baby!"

The other sperm says "Take it easy man, it's a long trip. We only just passed the tonsils."

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A beautiful young girl goes into the doctors office (not a blonde joke)

The doctor has her get undressed. She is the most exquisite woman he's seen. He starts the examination.

He has her open her mouth. All he can think about is putting his penis in there for a blowjob. He starts to feel in her mouth.

Do you know what I'm doing? he asks. Yes, she replies,...

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Two Drunk Buddies

Joe and John are leaving the bar towards the alley.

Joe: "I am so drunk I have to vomit but I can't."

John: "It's easy, you just have to touch your tonsils with your finger and you will throw without you knowing."

Joe: "Ok" (trying with his middle finger). "As hard as I tried bu...

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Two doctors go hunting together...

They are both at the top of their fields. As they decide to take a break under a tree, one looks up and spots a sleeping owl.

The first doctor says "I'm so good, I can climb this tree and remove that owl's tonsils without waking him up."

He then climbs the tree and does just that.
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Two men are in the operating room

Two men are in the operating room getting prepared for surgery.



One says to the other, "Hey buddy, what are you in for?"



The other says, " I'm here to get my tonsils taken out"





The first man says "Oh that's not so bad. I had that done when I was...

NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes?

Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils.

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An American doctor and a Cuban doctor are having drinks...

.. and bragging about how good they are in their fields.

The American doctor says "I can do a kidney transplant in 4 hours."

Cuban doctor says "I got you beat. I can do it in 3."

The American doctor says "I can do open heart surgery in less than 3 hours!"

Cuban doctor say...

What do they call it when you have your appendix taken out?

Appendectomy.

What do you call it when you have your tonsils taken out?

Tonsillectomy.

What do you call it when a woman changes to a man?

Addadicktome.

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Two Doctors

Two doctors decide to go on a hunting trip. The first is a urologist, specializing in vasectomies, and the other is an ENT specializing in tonsillectomies. They set up in their blind and sit all day without seeing anything. Disappointed, they make their hike back to the truck. On the way back they c...

2 sperm are racing toward the egg.

One sperm asks the other "How far is it until we reach the egg?"

The other sperm replies "It can't be far now we just passed the tonsils"

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Two women are talking about giving blowjobs.

The first says "I don't like sucking my boyfriend's dick".

"Why not?" the second asks.

Just then their third friend joins them.

"He's just too big. I feel it right in the back of my throat".

"I know what you mean", says the second woman, "Steve's so big that I feel him ba...

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Two sperm have just been ejaculated into a woman...

... and they're conversing. One says to another, "Man, I'm feeling myself getting tired and we haven't even reached the Fallopian tubes. How much longer?"

The other says, "I'd say a while. I think we just passed the tonsils."

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