In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.
“Will I die?” she asks.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She loo...
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A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler's desk.
She's got a false bottom in her drawers.
Just thought of that one today.