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When people dress in fully body suits of their favourite animals, a sexual kink isn't implied

It's infurred.

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Nobody should be ashamed of what their sexual kink is, unless your kink is being humiliated.

Then you should be very ashamed you nasty little pervert.

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I have a little bit of every kink.

I'm a jerk-of-all trades.

She told me I was being rude for kink-shaming her...

All I said was, "Karen, stop yelling at the customer service rep."

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My wife is a champ for putting up with my sexual kinks

She takes it on the chin

What do girls with a daddy kink call their real dad?

Nothing, it goes straight to voicemail.

Blacksmith: "I'm almost done with this sword, I just need to work out the kinks."

Sword: "Hit me more!"

People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal.

But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.

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My wife has this weird kink, where she loves to bite and suck my foreskin after sex

Kind of makes me wish I threw it out after the circumcision

Went to a kink shop with my coworkers

We had some great team bonding

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Discussing my new-found kink has been rough

It turns out the only thing I am sexually attracted to is final scene from the movie Heat. I've tried to talk to my friends about it



But nobody wants to hear how I came to that conclusion.

What do you call an ape with a fetish?

Kink Kong

My girlfriend asked me if we could explore her denial kink more.

I said no.

What does a girl with a fruit and daddy kink call her significant other?

Papaya

What’s Sean Connery’s kink?

Bondage

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My porn kink is naked girls smoking pot.

I'm a weed wacker.

I would help with your bdsm kink

My hands are tied at the moment though.

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My kink is to have sex under hypnosis.

I guess I'm trancesexual.

I kink my neck so often...

I'm starting to think I'm secretly into BDSM

I have fetish for twisting up water hoses

Some would call it a kink

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What do you call an Italian sex kink?

*FETISHINNI*

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35 year old me: In the 30 years I've been wiping my own ass, I've never quite gotten the hang of it.

My friend: wait...you didn't start wiping your own ass until you were 5?

Me: No I was 3, but that chick I dated for a while after my divorce had some weird kinks.

I’ve opened up a gym helping ageing rock bands get back into shape. It’s going okay so far...

Just working out the Kinks.

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The Particular Gardener (OC)

A gardener was starting a new job on a beautiful property, its driveway lined with fir trees, peacocks roaming the grounds, and a beautiful water feature in the middle of the round drive-end in front of what could only be described as a mansion.

As he hopped out of his truck this rather elega...

What's something that can stop water but never fails to make someone wet?

A kink.

Did you hear about the hose that was into BDSM?

It had a few kinks.

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So this guy meets a girl at the bar

So this guy meets a girl at the bar and after a few drinks they go back to her place. Going hot and heavy at it he goes down on her. While he's eating her out a kernel of corn comes out. He finds it odd but keeps going. Then a piece of carrot comes out and he thinks to himself, "wow this chick is in...

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.

You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.

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Sex robots will soon be common place....

They just need to work out all the kinks.

I need help writing a BDSM joke.

I'm having trouble working out all the kinks.

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I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time.

We haven't worked out all the kinks yet.

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A while back, a friend of mine told me he was going to explore his sexuality.

When I asked him how it was going recently, he said he was "still working out the kinks".

I want to open a gym for people with fetishes.

It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.

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i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn...

but I can't work out the kinks

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Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests?

It has some kinks to work out.

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The bike accident

Two weeks before his wedding day the groom-to-be is riding his bike when suddenly a child wanders in front of him. To avoid hitting him he swerves, hits a tree and at the force of impact is thrown forward ramming his penis into the handle bars of the bike.

He's immediately rushed to the hos...

Apple Products

My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free.

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My friend's a psychology major.

He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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