My kink went from gross to illegal

I like to have my face touched...by 6 feet

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Amputee kink?

Check out PornNub

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Why did a guy with flatulence kink visit r/interestingasfuck?

Because he misread it.

I can't believe that my joke about The Who and The Kinks wasn't approved.

I've obviously upset the mods.

My kink is sweeping things under the rug

But nows probably not a good time to talk about it...

I have a kink for getting showers

They make me wet.

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I sexually identify as a bendy straw

Straight until the kink hits.

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When I have enough saved up, I'm going to convert my cellar into a sex dungeon to really indulge my freaky kinks.

But for now it's just going to be debasement.

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I always wondered how people evolved from plain vanilla sex to extreme.

No more wondering - I've found the missing kink.

My friend confessed to me saying that he was starting to develop a bestiality fetish...

Not wanting to kink shame him I ask “How did you get into it?”

“Well I did some research on the internet and ended up going down a rabbit hole”

Stop kink shaming me!

I get it, I need a new hose.

What do you call a dom that has an army kink?

a tank top

What's the difference between a kink and a fetish?

One involves a feather. The other involves the whole bird.

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A story about kinks and boobs

I started dating this girl with a really weird fetish -- she's got a very nice pair of knockers, and she loves having it smacked loudly. She really gets off from the pain and from the really loud POP sound that the slap of skin-on-skin can make. Recently, she's been getting more kinky about it, and ...

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My girlfriend likes it when I dress up as scary clown when we have sex

I think she has a Stephen Kink.

Her: I have kink-shaming fetish

Me: That's messed up

Her: (moans softly)

What’s the difference between a kink and police brutality?

The color of your skin.

People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal.

But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.

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The coronavirus is a lot like a kinky sex life:

I don't mind having it, but I'm scared my parents have it too.

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I just got a message from my girlfriend breaking up with me because of a normal kink any man can have

I said fuck it.. Packed up her clothes and left.

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guy goes to the doctor ..

a guy goes to teh doctor .

doc says " well what seems to be the problem?"



guy says " its my elbow doc , its killing me !"



doc says " well a normal visit would have a $50 co-pay , but we have a new machine that can diagnose you just by peeing in a cup and the co-p...

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Nobody should be ashamed of what their sexual kink is, unless your kink is being humiliated.

Then you should be very ashamed you nasty little pervert.

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When people dress in fully body suits of their favourite animals, a sexual kink isn't implied

It's infurred.

Blacksmith: "I'm almost done with this sword, I just need to work out the kinks."

Sword: "Hit me more!"

What do girls with a daddy kink call their real dad?

Nothing, it goes straight to voicemail.

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What is Vlad the Impaler's kink?

Ass to mouth

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My wife is a champ for putting up with my sexual kinks

She takes it on the chin

She told me I was being rude for kink-shaming her...

All I said was, "Karen, stop yelling at the customer service rep."

I have this great joke about construction

I'm still working on it

Got to hammer out a few kinks

Make sure to nail the delivery

I just don't want to screw it up

What does a girl with a fruit and daddy kink call her significant other?

Papaya

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My kink is to have sex under hypnosis.

I guess I'm trancesexual.

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My wife has this weird kink, where she loves to bite and suck my foreskin after sex

Kind of makes me wish I threw it out after the circumcision

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I have a little bit of every kink.

I'm a jerk-of-all trades.

My bondage setup was having some problems

Thankfully I worked out all the kinks

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Discussing my new-found kink has been rough

It turns out the only thing I am sexually attracted to is final scene from the movie Heat. I've tried to talk to my friends about it



But nobody wants to hear how I came to that conclusion.

What’s Sean Connery’s kink?

Bondage

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My porn kink is naked girls smoking pot.

I'm a weed wacker.

My girlfriend asked me if we could explore her denial kink more.

I said no.

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The Doctor is Always Right

A man wakes up feeling sick, so he goes to an urgent care center.  The doctor asks what his symptoms are, and he tells her, "I'm not sure - I'm just not right."

The doctor immediately replies, "I need a urine specimen."

The man is taken aback.  "Why do you need a urine sample?  You hav...

Went to a kink shop with my coworkers

We had some great team bonding

I would help with your bdsm kink

My hands are tied at the moment though.

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A man is trying to water his garden.

However, when he aims his hose, instead of water coming out, he hears a voice saying "Piss in my mouth".

He keeps trying, but whatever he tries, he just hears more out of the hose. "Mmm, oh yeah, pee all over my face, get it in my mouth, oh yeah."

This is ridiculous, he thinks. I just ...

I created a fetish exercise program, but I don’t know how to end it.

We are still working out the kinks.

I kink my neck so often...

I'm starting to think I'm secretly into BDSM

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Me and my girlfriend are still trying to figure out how to have sex with all of our weird fetishes.

It's coming along but we're still trying to work out the kinks.

(NSFW) Daddy kink be like...

I'm close

Hi Close, i'm Dad

What do you call the marriage license for a couple whose main kink is bondage?

A restraining order!

My grandpa has been condescending Dave and Ray Davies since the 60s...

I guess he’s really into Kink shaming.

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I was hangin' with a couple of buddies

We got really toasted & for some reason we got on the subject of porn. Weird porn. Incest porn, furry porn. Just some kinks. One of my buds pulls up a weird incest/furry porn that was really unwatchable for me. We scrolled through some thumbnails and I said "stop, go back, that one." He clicked ...

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Me and my girlfriend have been together for 3 years now NSFW

Me and my girlfriend have been together for 3 years now and the vanilla sex stuff really got us bored. So we decided to finally step up the game. We tried blindfolds, wax, tying each other up but it was just not working for us. I brought up the topic of anal but she was really scared of it because i...

Why is it best to visit your chiropractor for your fetishes?

Because they will help you work out your kinks.

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A guy goes to a therapist

Patient: I think I have a problem. I don't want to have sex with my wife anymore. Only thing I can get off to is porn.

Therapist: Have you tried to stop watching porn for awhile?

Patient: Yes. I've tried everything. I keep going back to porn. It just scratches my itch that real sex can...

What do you call an ape with a fetish?

Kink Kong

What's something that can stop water but never fails to make someone wet?

A kink.

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35 year old me: In the 30 years I've been wiping my own ass, I've never quite gotten the hang of it.

My friend: wait...you didn't start wiping your own ass until you were 5?

Me: No I was 3, but that chick I dated for a while after my divorce had some weird kinks.

I've developed a new method of excercise that strengthens your fetishes rather than your body.

It's good in concept, but I haven't worked out there kinks yet.

I’ve opened up a gym helping ageing rock bands get back into shape. It’s going okay so far...

Just working out the Kinks.

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The Particular Gardener (OC)

A gardener was starting a new job on a beautiful property, its driveway lined with fir trees, peacocks roaming the grounds, and a beautiful water feature in the middle of the round drive-end in front of what could only be described as a mansion.

As he hopped out of his truck this rather elega...

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.

You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.

I have fetish for twisting up water hoses

Some would call it a kink

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Sex robots will soon be common place....

They just need to work out all the kinks.

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So this guy meets a girl at the bar

So this guy meets a girl at the bar and after a few drinks they go back to her place. Going hot and heavy at it he goes down on her. While he's eating her out a kernel of corn comes out. He finds it odd but keeps going. Then a piece of carrot comes out and he thinks to himself, "wow this chick is in...

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Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests?

It has some kinks to work out.

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I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time.

We haven't worked out all the kinks yet.

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i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn...

but I can't work out the kinks

I need help writing a BDSM joke.

I'm having trouble working out all the kinks.

I want to open a gym for people with fetishes.

It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.

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The bike accident

Two weeks before his wedding day the groom-to-be is riding his bike when suddenly a child wanders in front of him. To avoid hitting him he swerves, hits a tree and at the force of impact is thrown forward ramming his penis into the handle bars of the bike.

He's immediately rushed to the hos...

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My friend's a psychology major.

He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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