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Akimbo Jokes

I looked from the game up to find my wife standing over me, arms akimbo and an annoyed look on her face.

"You're not even listening to me, are you?" she asked.



I thought to myself - "That's a pretty strange way to start a conversation."

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Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening.

He's very drunk and it's late. 

The barkeep announces "Last Call!"  Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, "Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."

Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool.  
Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the...

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