What's curvy, crunchy, and caws?

A Pringull.

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A study has revealed that curvy hips indicate smart women who deliver intelligent children.

So that's what my son's been looking for on PornHub, a smart woman.

My girlfriend hates it when I call her 'curvy'.

She says it's Scoliosis.

She told me she was curvy

What she didn't tell me was that she had scoliosis

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A couple of homies were walking through the hood

As they were walking down the road, one of the dudes saw a super sexy, curvy girl walking the opposite direction across the street. He kept walking but turned his head to continue checking her out. A few moments later he tripped on a bump in the road and slammed his face into the pavement. His homie...

A curvy blonde walks into a drugstore

She asks the clerk, "Can you show me where the flashlight batteries are?".

The clerk says, "Sure." and wiggled his fingers at her in a come-hither gesture. "Come this way", he continued.

She replied "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the flashlight batteries."

I like my tests like I like it my women:

Curvy

Old Man Crying

An elderly man of 78 years was sitting on a bench crying

A man walking by stopped to ask what was wrong.

"Well, I just married the most beautiful woman ever, Nice, young, and curvy in all the right places!" Said the old man.

"Then why cry?" asked the passer by

The old man...

Yar, what be a pirates least favourite body type?

It s'curvy!

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Picked up this woman last night

big tits, curvy arse, amazing legs, short skirt. She was a little bit out of it ... But one thing led to another and we ended up having mind-blowing sex. I’ve now been sacked as an ambulance driver

I can't find this joke.

No, that was not a setup for a joke, I can't remember the original joke that goes something like
"I'm as straight as an uncooked noodle."
"Well even noodles get curvy when things get steamy," or whatever.
I can't find it and I'm frustrated.
Please help. If anybody finds it I'll reply ...

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Freudian Slip

Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations they've had. The first friend says "Man, last week, I had a really bad Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my fiancée and her mother and our waitress at the restaurant was really curvy and attractive. While ordering I meant to ask...

A london cabbie is driving down an unlit street in heavy fog he sees a figure in the distance hailing him...

...he opens the door and turns around to see a beautiful naked woman.

"Where to love?"

"5 Kings road please"

She's so gorgeous and curvy in all the right places that he can't keep his eyes of her. She catches him in a longer lingering stare and says

"What do you think you...

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One day in Kindergarten Class...

One day in Kindergarten Class, Ms. Johnson decided to teach the children about fruit. She put different fruits into a paper bag and started describing to the kids what fruit she had; the children were then supposed to guess what kind of fruit she had.

To start she reached in and said, "Okay, ...

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