A piece of rope walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve rope here"

Rope walks outside, frizzes up his hair, and ties himself in a knot, and walks back into the bar.

Bartender says "Hey, aren't you the same piece of rope that I just kicked out of here?"

Rope says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

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A piece of Rope walks into a bar

A piece of rope walks into the bar and calls for the bartender and says

"Hey bartender, give me a drink"

The bartender acknowledges the rope, but as he's handing him the drink, stops suddenly and says

"Get out of my bar! We don't serve your kind here!"

So the piece of rop...

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