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Kang Jokes

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So Liu Kang faces Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat…

After a long, brutal battle, Liu goes to the bar to celebrate his victory with his buddy Kung Lao.

Kung Lao asks: What happened to you? Why are you covered in red?

Liu Kang replies: Ah, it is the blood of Shang Tsung! He is defeated!

A week later Shang challenges Liu to a remat...

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Did you catch the name of that Korean plumber?

I think it was Yuli Kang...

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