What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Liu Kang goes shopping for some new pants

Salesman: "Can I help you find something?"

Liu: "No Thanks, I'm just Liu Kang."

Did you catch the name of that Korean plumber?

I think it was Yuli Kang...

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