My Chia Pet was so boring...

...It was so boring, I'd rather go watch the grass grow

My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago.

The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed.

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My younger sister just got a job at the mall

It is her first job, and she's working as a salesperson at that lotion, soap, and candle place. I'm not going to name names, but you know it, over there in the mall, right next to that new smoothie place where they put chia seeds in all their smoothies. They are really good smoothies, but I digress....

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