The bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed in here."
The man says, "But wait! This is a special dog, you have to turn on the game to see. When the Jets score, my dog does flips!"
Sure enough, when the bartender turns on the game, the Jets make a few field goals and the dog starts fl...
Everyone keeps saying Aaron Rodgers only had 4 snaps with the Jets.....
Its 5 if you count the Achilles ( I'm so sorry jets fans )
What's the difference between a NY Jets fan, and a guy in an Aldi parking lot?
The guy at Aldi gets a quarter back.
A Fellow Jets Fan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only...
The NY Jets website is down...
apparently they can't put together 3 w's
I don’t know why Jets fans are so mad at Aaron Rodgers. Saying he screwed their entire season
Obviously he’s just into four play
The New York Jets are really bad at football
No offense
A Russian mobster goes to meet Italian mafia
As soon as Italians notice him, they scoff. "You're not real gangster."
"Why not?" the Russian asks.
"Do you own a 4 story mansion?"
"Well, no."
"How many limousines you own?"
"Limousines? None."
"And where is your solid gold necklace?"
"I, I do not ...
Why weren’t Soviet fighter jets ever any good?
Cause they were always Stalin
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My wife isn't like other NY Jets fans...
She never complains about how hard Tom Brady fucks her.
A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell.
When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."
The man says, "No problem. I'm from Winnipeg."
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then...
Just an inch !
An American, an Afghan and an Frenchman sitting outside a bar, keep arguing about how their country is more advanced. A heated debate between the American and Frenchman continues whilst the Afghan can't seem to beat either of them and seems visibly frustrated. " Our military is so advanced that ...
Stephen Sondheim, John Madden, and Betty White walk up to the Pearly Gates
And St. Peter says, "We're pretty full, so we're making people pass additional tests. I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he's only letting in people who have a connection to Jets." All three sets of eyes light up.
Sondheim step...
What do you call a cross between an Encyclopedia and a squadron of fighter jets? [OC]
Flying in-formation.
Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?
Because he was on a higher plane.
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