An Airbus is flying 30,000 feet in the air at 200,000 mph. Suddenly a eurofighter jet pulls up and slows down beside it and radioes it.
“Boring flight, huh, Airbus? Watch this!” The fighter proceeds to flip upside down and speed up, breaking the sound barrier before corkscrewing to skim the ocean, and coming up back beside the Airbus. “What’d you think?”
The Airbus pilot replies, “Not bad, but look at this.” The Airbus proce...
An Airbus A380 is on its way across the Atlantic.
It flies consistently at 907 km/h in 35,000 feet, when suddenly a Euro-fighter with Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
So I bought a miniature airbus and hung it on display in my living room, but nobody seems to notice it.
It's a little plane.
A Lufthansa pilot...
...landed his AirBus A320 at London's Heathrow Airport. An operations manager saw him deplaning and asked him if he had any trouble landing the plane since it was a bit windy.
"Nein," the pilot answered, "I let Otto land the plane."
"Otto? Is that your co-pilot?"
"Nein, my co-p...
Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived
The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.
- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!
Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.
The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...
... they might throw it under the Airbus.
What’s big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?
An Airbus A320.