Jumbo Jet Jokes - 9 Hilarious Jumbo Jet Jokes

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A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach.

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".

He forgot to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The ...

What do call a Russian not working jumbo jet?

Jumbo nyet

(Sorry)

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What has a jumbo jet and your mum got in common?

They've both got a big cockpit.

What’s a Jumbo Jet’s favorite kind of bagel?

Plane.

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What is the last thing to go through a sea gull's mind when it gets hit by a jumbo jet?

It's ass.

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Pilot says to the passengers on a 747 Jumbo Jet one of the engines has failed but don't worry it only adds quarter of hour to the journey then a second and third engine fail Captain says don't worry it will only add another hour and half to the journey, Paddy says:

Fucking hell if the fourth engine fails, we could be up here all day...

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A pilot is flying a jumbo jet, he comes on the intercom and says, this is your pilot, we’re flying at 30,000 feet, traveling at over 500 miles an hour and will be at our destination in about an hour, he hangs up the mic but doesn’t turn it off and says to the co-pilot,...

Ya’know, I think I’m going to smoke a cigarette and then see if I can get a little pussy off that new stewardess! Well she hears this and comes running from the back of the plane to tell him that his mic is still on and trips over an old lady’s purse and falls into the isle! The old lady then says t...

"I would like one Lotto ticket, please."

Upon reaching the counter at his local market our fellow says, "I would like one Lotto ticket, please." The woman behind the counter looks at him disappointedly. "You don't want a Lotto ticket."
Not dissuaded, the man says, "Yes I do. One Lotto ticket please."
"It's a fool's bet." The woman ...

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Three men and the wishing cliff

There were once three men and a magical wishing cliff. Legend was when you jumped off the cliff to say your wish you would turn into what you wished for. As it came to be three men who knew of the cliff decided to take their chances and go to the wishing cliff. The first of the jumped and wished to...

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