A husband and wife attended a county fair where a man in an old biplane was giving rides for $50.

The couple wanted to ride, but they thought the pilot's price was too high. They tried negotiating to get him to lower the price, offering $50 for them both, but he wouldn't budge. Finally, the pilot made them an offer.

"You pay me the whole $100, and I'll take you up," he said. "And if you d...

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An old pilot sat down in a coffee shop and ordered a cup of coffee

An old pilot sat down in a coffee shop and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuport...

What did one plane say to the other plane when it was leaving?

Biplane

I know a plane that attracts boys and girls..

It’s a biplane.

What plane isn't straight?

A Biplane.

(Hey it doesn't have to be good, it just has to be OC)

How did the WWI pilots get to the battlefield?

They went biplane

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I was getting off an airplane, when I passed a little boy who was waving and saying "Bye, plane!"...

"No, this isn't a biplane." I said, as the kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look.

I went on, "You can't tell its sexual preference based just on how it looks."

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World War II Pilots crash on a deserted island

World War II is in full force, and a Japanese biplane and an american plane both crash after a dogfight on a deserted jungle island.

An American pilot, a German Pilot, and one Japanese pilot meet on the beach and figure they'll call a truce until they're rescued.

"Alright you guys" sa...

Yo mama so dumb...

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R...

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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Two old planes, Ansaldo and Altonov, are playing truth or dare.

After doing some typically stupid things, as one does when choosing 'dare' in a game of truth or dare, Ansaldo chooses 'truth'.

"What is a secret you've never told anyone that has a practical impact on your life?" Antonov asks very specifically.

"Well, the truth is," Ansaldo begins, ...

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The Great White Hunter

A wealthy American man has retired and is entering old age. Fearing that he hasn't lived his life to the fullest, he decides that the first thing he will do with his funds will be to fulfill a childhood dream of his: to go hunting in Africa and take down a gorilla.

He promptly arranges a flig...

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