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A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and begin to have an animated conversation.

The woman sitting behind them hears one of the men say, "Emma come first, then I come. Two asses, they come together, I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice, then I come once-a-more."

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The Italian Math Test

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said.

"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.
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Man from Italy tells story about visit to America:

One day I ma gonna Detroit to bigga hotel. I go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell her I wanna two pisses. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you s...

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