Why didn't Jesus play in the Bethlehem X Nazareth soccer match?

Because he was suspended.

I found a church where they include dairy with communion.

They call it "Cheeses of Nazareth"

(NSFW) Jesus of Nazareth turn 18

So his dad Joseph takes him to a brothel for his birthday.
Upon arriving the madam presents all the lady's of easy virtue.

Time to become a man, says Joseph to Jesus. Pick a girl and follow her to her room. So Jesus picks a girl and follows her to her room.
Joseph, exited from all the ...

If I ever move to Nazareth I'm going to open a cheese shop.

It'll be called Cheeses of Nazareth.

There's a cheese manufacturer in Israel

It's called 'cheeses of Nazareth'

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So Satan asks God to let him back into Heaven...

God says "Satan, you've betrayed me before, but I am a just and forgiving god. You may get back into Heaven, if you can beat my only son in a programming contest."

Satan and Jesus meet to agree to the terms. The contest is a simple one. God will set a timer for six hours, and both Jesus and S...

Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel?

He called it "Cheeses of Nazareth".

What is the most holy food in the world?

The cheesus of Nazareth!

This is sadly my dads favorite joke

Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem...

They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.

Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv

They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.

Jesus sees a mob stoning a man

Jesus is walking through the streets of Nazareth when he comes across an angry mob stoning a man.
Jesus interrupts the mob and speaks his famous line: "let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"
Almost as soon as he says this a stone flies from the crowd. Jesus looks around for the perp...

In light of the Pope allowing aliens into the catholic church...aliens make contact with humanity

upon hearing the news, the Pope arranges to meet with the leader of the aliens.

Once the two are seated and have enjoyed a short bit of pleasant conversation, the Pope asks the alien leader, "tell me, have you heard of Jesus?"

The alien leader looks at the pope before smiling in realiz...

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