Why didn't Jesus play in the Bethlehem X Nazareth soccer match?
Because he was suspended.
Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . .
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Kraft foods is moving their entire operation to Israel.
They’ll be renaming themselves “Cheeses of Nazareth”.
If I ever move to Nazareth I'm going to open a cheese shop.
It'll be called Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you feed the son of god?
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Kraft is planning on building a manufacturing plant in the Middle East.
They will call it "Cheeses of Nazareth".
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So Satan asks God to let him back into Heaven...
God says "Satan, you've betrayed me before, but I am a just and forgiving god. You may get back into Heaven, if you can beat my only son in a programming contest."
Satan and Jesus meet to agree to the terms. The contest is a simple one. God will set a timer for six hours, and both Jesus and S...
I found a church where they include dairy with communion.
They call it "Cheeses of Nazareth"
There's a cheese manufacturer in Israel
It's called 'cheeses of Nazareth'
Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel?
He called it "Cheeses of Nazareth".
Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem...
They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.
Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv
They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth.
In light of the Pope allowing aliens into the catholic church...aliens make contact with humanity
upon hearing the news, the Pope arranges to meet with the leader of the aliens.
Once the two are seated and have enjoyed a short bit of pleasant conversation, the Pope asks the alien leader, "tell me, have you heard of Jesus?"
The alien leader looks at the pope before smiling in realiz...
Jesus sees a mob stoning a man
Jesus is walking through the streets of Nazareth when he comes across an angry mob stoning a man. Jesus interrupts the mob and speaks his famous line: "let he who is without sin cast the first stone!" Almost as soon as he says this a stone flies from the crowd. Jesus looks around for the perp...