John The Baptist Jokes

Because Jesus saves while John invests!

... and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car" The boy thought about that for a moment,... read more

But his head was once removed.

While making his way through the house to look for valuables, he comes across a parrot inside of a cage.

"Jesus is watching you" The parrot squawks at him.

The thief looks and sees a small nameplate on the cage that reads 'John the Baptist'

"What kind of religious nuts name thei... read more

Their middle name.

Jesus is walking around in heaven one day, checking in on everybody to make sure they're enjoying the place.

He checks in with Mother Teresa and sure enough, there she is in the middle of a party having a grand time with all her friends. So Jesus moves on.

He checks in on Martin Luther... read more