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In Animal Crossing, Isabelle really has her work cut out for her.

Man, managing a bunch of animals? I guess it really is a shit zoo.

Why does Isabelle hang on the neck of a cow?

Because she Isabelle

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A lesson in etiquette

Three sophisticated southern women sit together at a country club, Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle.

Eliza says to the other two, "You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and some beautiful earrings."

"How wonderful!...

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Knock Knock

Who's There?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Isabelle available to ring? Instead of going through this knock-knock bullshit every time

Royals

Q: What did Queen Isabelle say to an artistic nobleman?
A: "Jacque, paint me like one of your French churls."

I said to my girlfriend....

I said, "Isabelle i'll never get over you, i'll have to get up and go around"

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The farmer's daughter

Two men are stranded in the middle of nowhere when their car runs out of gas. Being in a dead zone, they walk a few miles to find a gas station. They see a farm and knock on the door. A beautiful, young woman opens the door.

"How can I help you two fine gentleman?"

"Oh hello...we-uh......

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A doctor and his wife were having lunch...

...and a beautiful young woman walks by and winks at the doctor suggestively. She cooes, "How's it goin', doc?" and walks away, hips swaying.

The wife, confused, asks, "Who was that, dear?"

The doctor took a sip of his wine and said casually, "That's my mistress Arielle."

The wi...

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