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Iron Curtain Jokes

In Soviet Russia you don't iron curtains.

Iron Curtains you.

Why do Russian officials keep falling out of windows lately?

Because they no longer have the iron curtain.

Why was the Berlin Wall took down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Why did Stalin go to Bed Bath & Beyond?

He needed an iron curtain

Soviet Brezhnev Joke

A hot French movie star is meeting Brezhnev (Soviet Premiere) in 60s

- Comrade Brezhnev, we demand you open the borders and lift the iron curtain!

- Hey, baby ... is this an elaborate way of you hitting on me? you are telling me you want us both to remain alone here?

I gave my russian wife a shirt..

but all she did was iron curtains.


PS: Found a similar comment.

Russianbias

Twenty-five years ago, in December of 1991, the Soviet Union disintegrated. Humorist J.P. O'Rourke, the author of "The Baby Boom: How It Got That Way" told us, "Many of my favorite jokes came from behind the Iron Curtain. Maybe because humor was particularly sharp because it was the only weapon peop...

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