In Soviet Russia you don't iron curtains.

Iron Curtains you.

An American diplomat is staying at a hotel in post-USSR Russia

An American diplomat is staying at a hotel in post-USSR Russia. He notices that his room has nothing covering the windows except several metal bars. It looks like a prison window.

Upset with the lack of privacy, he asks the receptionist:

"Why are there no blinds or shades covering the ...

Why was the Berlin Wall took down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Soviet Brezhnev Joke

A hot French movie star is meeting Brezhnev (Soviet Premiere) in 60s

- Comrade Brezhnev, we demand you open the borders and lift the iron curtain!

- Hey, baby ... is this an elaborate way of you hitting on me? you are telling me you want us both to remain alone here?

I gave my russian wife a shirt..

but all she did was iron curtains.


PS: Found a similar comment.

Why did Stalin go to Bed Bath & Beyond?

He needed an iron curtain

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Twenty-five years ago, in December of 1991, the Soviet Union disintegrated. Humorist J.P. O'Rourke, the author of "The Baby Boom: How It Got That Way" told us, "Many of my favorite jokes came from behind the Iron Curtain. Maybe because humor was particularly sharp because it was the only weapon peop...

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