The 14+ Best Nihilism Jokes

I have a joke about nihilism

but I guess it doesnt matter...

Do you want to hear a joke about nihilism?

Actually, never mind - it doesn't matter.

I wanted to tell you all about this concept called nihilism.

But eh- it doesn’t matter.

I asked my friend how nihilism is pronounced.

Neelishm or nylisim.

He said “it doesn’t matter.”

I was going to sharpen my pencil to take my test on nihilism..

But there was no point

I wanted to study nihilism...

but meh, what's the point?

What's the correct way to pronounce nihilism?

Doesn't matter.

I'm confused. My professor told me Nietzsche was 'an atheist who worshiped at the altar of nihilism'.

Is nothing sacred?

I tried nihilism...

But I just didn't care for it at all.

Was it hard to adopt nihilism as your personal philosophy?

Nah, there was nothing to it.

I'd consider Nihilism,

but does it even matter?

I have no ides what's Nihilism

It means nothing to me

Nobody cares about Nihilism.

The punchline.

Spelling

Guy: "How do you spell nihilism?" Nihilist: "It doesn't matter."

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