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Invasions Jokes

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"How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"

"I blitzed it."

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I got a leaflet through the door this morning about home invasions.

I really should lock it when I'm having a shit.

The 5 stages of Election Day

The 5 stages of presidential election ending.
1) Denial(while results are being tallied) - this isn't happening. No this can't be.

2) Anger (after the results are in) - the words described are not repeatable and may not be suitable for young children.

3) Bargaining (a few hours a...

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