She couldn't last a day without sex and was quite a seductress. He had no problems with this as she was super hot and she was always by her side but one day the king had to go to a nearby village to quell an uprising for a few days. There was nothing he could do to avoid it and taking the Queen with...
I think the pigeons are planning an uprising.
They keep saying coup, coup, coup.
What do you call an uprising of people who can't talk?
Did you hear about the activist who fought against gravity?
They started an uprising.
Hey girl, are you a Communist?
Because I feel an uprising in my lower classes.
If a millennial asks you...
If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s
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Translated Slovakian joke
A guerilla fighter is caught by the Nazis during the uprising and is being interrogated. In his defence he says: "look my Grandpa was a great fighter, he shot 46 Soviet soldiers, so dont kill me please!" The Nazi guard asks him: "How do you know they were Soviet soldiers?" "Well, they all had SS on ...
A while ago there was a rebellion in Lapland
A group of three elves were very unhappy with Santa’s treatment of them, and organised an uprising.
Having dealt with the uprising, Santa expelled the three elves from Lapland. He gave each of them a colour to make sure he knew where they were.
The first elf was given the colour yell...
Arthur and Friends
The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift.
But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had?
When did King Arthurs men pract...