Did you hear about the activist who fought against gravity?
They started an uprising.
What do you call an uprising of people who can't talk?
Hey girl, are you a Communist?
Because I feel an uprising in my lower classes.
If a millennial asks you...
If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s
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Translated Slovakian joke
A guerilla fighter is caught by the Nazis during the uprising and is being interrogated. In his defence he says: "look my Grandpa was a great fighter, he shot 46 Soviet soldiers, so dont kill me please!" The Nazi guard asks him: "How do you know they were Soviet soldiers?" "Well, they all had SS on ...
A while ago there was a rebellion in Lapland
A group of three elves were very unhappy with Santa’s treatment of them, and organised an uprising.
Having dealt with the uprising, Santa expelled the three elves from Lapland. He gave each of them a colour to make sure he knew where they were.
The first elf was given the colour yell...
The Toaster leads the Kitchen Appliances on Strike. [LONG]
I looked around the kitchen in exasperation.
"We have will be heard! We have a voice! We have rights!"
"Umm, no you don't." I said to the speaker, "you're literally a wok."
"Well that may be, but we will not be abused any longer!"
A chorus of "Yeah," "You tell 'im!" and "...
Arthur and Friends
The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift.
But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had?
When did King Arthurs men pract...