I went to a Trump rally the other day, and the only thing higher than the average IQ of the crowd...
Was the average BMI.
Doctor: Your BMI is quite high.
Patient: What should I do?
Doctor: Don't eat anything fatty
Patient: So I should give up pizza and chips?
Doctor: No, fatty. Just don't eat anything!
Not fat, just short.
According to the BMI chart, at the doctors office, I donโt need to lose 25 pounds! I do need to grow about six inches but hey, it beats dieting!
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