Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad wa...
What do you call a mouse that swears ?
A man calls technical support.
“Word Perfect Technical support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Hmm. So what does your screen ...
Why does the arrow on the computer screen use profanity a lot?
Because it was a cursor.
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If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-...
What does a computer use to say bad words?