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Cursor Jokes

How do you catch a cursor fish?

click bait

What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor

Life before the computer:

Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad wa...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...

Why does the arrow on the computer screen use profanity a lot?

Because it was a cursor.

A man calls technical support.

“Word Perfect Technical support; may I help you?”
“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”

“What sort of trouble?”

“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”

“Went away?”

“They disappeared.”

“Hmm. So what does your screen ...

What does a computer use to say bad words?

Its cursor!

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If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-...

Someone upgraded to Windows 10 and wasn't satisfied.

[After I upgraded, my mouse cursor was on the left side of the screen but my mouse was in the middle of my mouse pad.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/comments/3ewv57/just_upgraded_to_this_windows_10_and_im_pretty/ctj4yl4)

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