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ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

Why did the student look underwater for square and cube numbers?

They’re indices

Where does a pirate go to do math?

Indices

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

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