A group of generals has a conference to see how they shall deal with a particularly troublesome guerilla fighter.
They have intel that the man is holed up at the top of a mountain in thick forest, and make plans to storm his secret base. They draw up plans, counterplans, contingency plans. They make plans for if they execute the plans made for if their plans fail, only to find out that their original plans succ...
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A doctor joke
(You May only get if you understand the nature of the different medical specialties)
A surgeon, internist, radiologist, and pathologist go duck hunting for the first time.
They are huddled in the duck blind and the first bird goes flying in front of them, but they can’t clearly make o...
Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the only guy who's come home legless, and then shot a load into his girlfriend's face while imaging it was someone else?