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Ignoring Jokes

My kids began ignoring me so much that I feel invisible...

Now I identify as trans-parent.

Ignoring indigestion or allergies can lead to sneezures or a fart attack

I’ll show myself out.

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After I changed , my daughter has been ignoring me..

It seems like I'm transparent

Ignoring a vampire never works.

It always comes back to bite you.

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes I could

When a good christian girl starts ignoring your calls, it is not ghosting.

It is holy ghosting.

Saw the ticket inspector on my train ignoring passengers and picking her nose.

I reported her for gross missed conduct.

i call myself terms and conditions

because y'all keep ignoring me

One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H ...in Hour, Honour. ...etc. ...??????

My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "....... (I was even more confused .....?????)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!...

My roommate has been stealing my stuff recently. I did a good job at ignoring it, until he stole the only drinking utensil I had left.

I finally snapped and yelled “That’s the last straw!”
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