Why do Canadian women use a hockey puck instead of tampons?
Cuz they last for three periods.
(I am truly sorry)
What's the difference between a hockey puck made of Styrofoam and bestiality?
One of them is a phony puck...
What did the hockey puck say to the goal post?
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A kindergarten teacher asked her students to each bring something that they like.
Bobby shares first. "I brought a bone, because I love my dog." "That's great," says the teacher. "Mary, you're next." Meanwhile, at the back of the classroom, Jerry takes off all his clothes and wears a giant USSR flag, as everyone stares.
Mary brings forward a plant and says, "I broug...
The Greatest French Hockey Player
A hockey-loving guy from Ontario moves to Quebec. He turns on the radio to listen to the Toronto Maple Leafs vs Montreal Canadiens hockey game. He realizes that the game is being broadcast in French, but he decides to listen anyways. Maybe He'll be able to make out what's happening and at least get ...